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Confusion · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:02 am Post subject: Gagloot

Now now, I know this -could- be in off-topic discussion, but I'm sure that there are other people who are seriously interested in gag loot.

So, I give you:

Dentures of Zombie Slaying

This intricately carved set of wooden dentures is otherwise largely unspectacular.

Minor magicalness.

When vsing zombies these dentures grant a bite attack at 1d4+10 Holy damage. At all other times they are simply a set of wooden dentures.

Erik Mesoy · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:07 am Post subject:

Goggles
It's a pair of goggles.
Faint universal.
They do nothing.
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Omegaboot · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:53 pm Post subject:

Bread of Life
Minor conjuration and necromancy
This loaf of bread seems to writhe in your hand, and anyone eating it hears faint screaming.

Yeah, it's alive. Twisted Evil

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Thorn Stormdaughter is pretty.
Natha Vinio, Drow Cleric of Lolth. Of unknown gender.

ilovefire · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:21 pm Post subject:

Gag of Tongues

Minor Divination.

This ball gag allows you to speak, but not understand, all languages when worn.

((OF course, if it's a gag you can't really speak, now can you? > Very Happy

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AbuDhabi · Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:42 am Post subject:

Erik Mesoy · Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:04 am Post subject:

Maybe you can explain comedy for us, oh great master?

Book of Obscure Lore
This book is filled with near-incomprehensible writing, mixing letters, numbers, other symbols, diagrams, and sentences using words not found in a normal dictionary.
Moderate transmutation.
Any character who studies this book for a day and succeeds on a DC 25 Knowledge(Arcana, architecture and engineering, dungeoneering, geography, history, local, nature, nobility and royalty, religion, or planes) check realises that the book, informative as it is, is unrelated to the given field of knowledge.
Its true effect is to grant the owner a +10 enhancement bonus to an obscure knowledge skill of the DM's choice, but only to characters with at least 10 ranks in that skill.
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AbuDhabi · Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:14 am Post subject:

ilovefire · Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:44 pm Post subject:

A silver plate, with the phrase 'As Above, So Below' inscribed in gold on the outside. It radiates a faint magical aura, and anyone who holds it gains the Fiendish template if they are good, the Celestial template if they are evil, or a nasty burn if they are neutral.