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BlackFlag/TemporalWake
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Anyone got any good jokes lately? :P
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Go up to your nearest friend and get them to repete as fast as they can 3 times 
I am a sock cutter, i cut socks
You'll get it once you say it out loud
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| Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:44 am Post subject: |
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| Lol, thats nasty. I did it to me little bro and he got told of for swearing, lol. |
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my lil bro got halfway and realised, shame. lol
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:03 am Post subject: Blond |
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:51 am Post subject: |
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the blond joke was nice 
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| Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:58 am Post subject: ... |
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Things that are difficult to say when drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Things that are very difficult to say when drunk:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
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oh so very true...
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| Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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I'll nominate that one! |
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| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:41 am Post subject: polar bear |
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How do you catch a polar bear?
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Two Reindeers sat in a tree, a submarine crashes down from the sky into another tree. One of the reindeers says:
-I think he lives there. |
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why can't you say lisp with a lisp?
why is palindrome not a palindrome?
why can you turn ducks into very useful type? |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:25 am Post subject: Re: polar bear |
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| BlackFlag/TemporalWake wrote: |
| How do you catch a polar bear? |
How? |
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