SHINY COUNCIL

I am dissatisfied with the reign of President teh goddess and Vice President Luigi fever. It has been suggested that they are hiding at least one scandal(and possibly more) under the rug. Plus, President teh goddess has not fulfilled her promise to increase the forum's raptor safety. This is a very serious issue! Raptors are dangerous fiends, especially when they travel through time on hoverboards. By continuing to ignore this very potent threat, teh goddess has endangered these boards that we all love and our precious spam on which they were founded.

Therefore, it is my duty to inform all of you that we are now having a shiny uprising! To acheive this, follow these steps:

1) Post extensively in ALL CAPS: It portrays ANGER AND RAGE AND DISSATISFACTION WITH AUTHORITY! Also, it makes you look cool.

2) Post lots of threads, especially ones that abuse EXCLAMATION POINTS. Remember to call President teh goddess lots of mean NAMES to make it clear this is an REVOLT!

3) Arm yourself with emoticons. The following are definitely recommended:
Braveheart

Once we have successfully revolved, we will set up a communist regime, since q and Espy love communism. Plus, if all things are equal then the new government can force us all to spam for free and be happy about it, because we will be serving the Shiny State.(w00t w00t). Plus, we'll be able to refer to each other as comrade. Who doesn't like that?

See you on the other side, comrades! And Jassy, YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MISSY! Braveheart

espy doesn't love communism

:tape

duct tape rules!

Oh yes she does. She's a true blue communist to the bone(in principle). Whether she would back it in real life is doubtful, but I believe she would join us.

Espy is always revolting. cheers, eh!

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

Last edited by Famous on Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:43 pm; edited 1 time in total

I AM DISSATISFIED WITH THE PROGRESS OF THE REVOLUTION, COMRADES!!!!!!! > Surprised

No, but seriously, what happened to the whole 'let's revolt so we can have better raptor safety' thing? Am I the only one that cares about our freakin' raptor safety? THIS IS A BIG DEAL!

It's cool. We're on it.

Sign me up?

Well this just sucks.

w00t, I now have TWO WHOLE REVOLUTIONARIES to join my cause. THIS IS AWESOME!!!!1

President teh goddess, you are on notice! Improve the raptor safety awareness of these boards, or else!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have you been killed my a raptor amos? no because you just posted,. you are welcome for keeping you safe thumbs up

Mogo-san, your logic is flawed! FLAWED, I SAY!!!! Just because I have not yet been killed by a raptor does not mean THAT I WILL NOT BE! I WILL NOT STAND IDLY BY WHILE MYSELF AND MY COMRADES ARE KILLED BY VICIOUS TIME-TRAVELING RAPTORS! Plus, they gnaw on your insides, that's not cool, man.

I tried this with the Civil War thing. Even made pictures for it and stuff.

Nobody listened

Give up

That's different, Flare. That was war, this is a revolution. All we have to do is overthrow President teh goddess and everything will be awesome!!!!11(we don't have to overthrow Luigi Fever since he's not here right now).

Razz