RP in GW 2

[Deeper Blue]

I have decided that I will chose your characters for you to RP in GW2, please see below:

Xel - Will play a female anime/powderpuff style ele with an estimated IQ of 80 and a desire to dance naked for people sitting down. Special interests including karaoke and snow flakes.

Piece - Will be a female misogynistic, agoraphobic, narcissistic, agrizoophobic ranger with a lisp. Hobbies include eating chillies and following Jib around.

Jib - Will be a gay mute male necromancer with a fear of blood and the dark. Favorite things are the tyria-vision song contest and flicking things at Tamaz.

Tamaz - Will be a nature hating monk (since father was killed in a freak moa bird attack) who is on a rampage to kill all four legged animals and things that fly. Unfortunately you are completely blind (following a second freak moa bird attack) and have severe arthritis which somewhat limits said rampage. Interests: the many varieties of Tyrian and Krytan grasses.

Frank - Will be a chronically depressed mesmer with a constant desire for approval and tendency to break into song ala 'Glee' or 'High School the Musical'. Has a love of round objects and ice cream.

Inigo - Will play a male punk/neo-gothic warrior who lives with his mum and is hoping to one day audition for the Royal Tyria Theater Company. Interests include getting drunk on shandy and Frank.

Eric - A male warrior who believes he is the second coming of Dwayna and expends a lot of effort convincing everyone else of this also. Interests include delusional thoughts of invincibility and a desire to fly from the tops of tall buildings.

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[Inigo the Vain]

You know...it is no fun RPing our real personalities.
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Relationships aren't for the timid.

[Deeper Blue]

Additional: It is entirely intentional that Tamaz's 'rampage to kill all four legged animals and things that fly' would actually mean that Moa birds are safe....
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[Deeper Blue]

I would love to see a punk/neo-gothic warrior pics!!!!
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[Count Baradkin]

Delusional??

What are you getting at?
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe producing bigger and better idiots.
So far, the universe is winning.

[FarmerF]

So I guess I will be spending the game sitting down staring at a ele with a drunk warrior sitting next to me. Sounds good.

Now the one thing not mentioned is what you will be doing Dee.
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The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those, who got there first. --the internet

[tamazb]

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And you will know that my name is the Lord, when I lay my hott vengeance upon thee with my rod of heaven

[unseen]

......

-looks at bums-

[tamazb]

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could you Dee please cure us -at least temporary - from our illness? Would make staying IC easier and maybe funnier?
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And you will know that my name is the Lord, when I lay my hott vengeance upon thee with my rod of heaven

[unseen]

But I can't talk if I stay IC....

You fiends

[Inigo the Vain]

You can still emote.
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Relationships aren't for the timid.

[unseen]

/thrust

/oogle

/shoot

/swallow

/dance

/ridetherainbow

/buckthestag

/drinkmartini

/othethergheystuff

[FarmerF]

I fear not even Xel's naked dancing can lift my spirits...

*sings himself to sleep*
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The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those, who got there first. --the internet

[Deeper Blue]

I'm not getting much commitment from Piece or Xel
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[unseen]

Piece no longer luvs us and Xel, well his german