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Re: Gagloot

ilovefire — Thu May 08, 2008 1:44 pm

Author: ilovefire

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:44 pm

A silver plate, with the phrase 'As Above, So Below' inscribed in gold on the outside. It radiates a faint magical aura, and anyone who holds it gains the Fiendish template if they are good, the Celestial template if they are evil, or a nasty burn if they are neutral.

Re: Gagloot

AbuDhabi — Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:14 am

Author: AbuDhabi

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:14 am

Erik Mesoy wrote:

Maybe you can explain comedy for us, oh great master?

Okay, if you ask. The idea is that the reader should try to 'get' the humour himself, rather than being told explicitly what the joke is.

Re: Gagloot

Erik Mesoy — Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:04 am

Author: Erik Mesoy

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:04 am

Maybe you can explain comedy for us, oh great master?

Book of Obscure Lore
This book is filled with near-incomprehensible writing, mixing letters, numbers, other symbols, diagrams, and sentences using words not found in a normal dictionary.
Moderate transmutation.
Any character who studies this book for a day and succeeds on a DC 25 Knowledge(Arcana, architecture and engineering, dungeoneering, geography, history, local, nature, nobility and royalty, religion, or planes) check realises that the book, informative as it is, is unrelated to the given field of knowledge.
Its true effect is to grant the owner a +10 enhancement bonus to an obscure knowledge skill of the DM's choice, but only to characters with at least 10 ranks in that skill.

Re: Gagloot

AbuDhabi — Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:42 am

Author: AbuDhabi

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:42 am

Omegaboot wrote:

Bread of Life
Minor conjuration and necromancy
This loaf of bread seems to writhe in your hand, and anyone eating it hears faint screaming.

Yeah, it's alive.

ilovefire wrote:

Gag of Tongues

Minor Divination.

This ball gag allows you to speak, but not understand, all languages when worn.

((OF course, if it's a gag you can't really speak, now can you? >))

You two obviously need to learn a few things about comedy.

Re: Gagloot

ilovefire — Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:21 pm

Author: ilovefire

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:21 pm

Gag of Tongues

Minor Divination.

This ball gag allows you to speak, but not understand, all languages when worn.

((OF course, if it's a gag you can't really speak, now can you? >))

Re: Gagloot

Omegaboot — Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:53 pm

Author: Omegaboot

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:53 pm

Bread of Life
Minor conjuration and necromancy
This loaf of bread seems to writhe in your hand, and anyone eating it hears faint screaming.

Yeah, it's alive.

Re: Gagloot

Erik Mesoy — Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:07 am

Author: Erik Mesoy

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:07 am

Goggles
It's a pair of goggles.
Faint universal.
They do nothing.

Gagloot

Confusion — Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:02 am

Author: Confusion

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:02 am

Now now, I know this -could- be in off-topic discussion, but I'm sure that there are other people who are seriously interested in gag loot.

So, I give you:

Dentures of Zombie Slaying

This intricately carved set of wooden dentures is otherwise largely unspectacular.

Minor magicalness.

When vsing zombies these dentures grant a bite attack at 1d4+10 Holy damage. At all other times they are simply a set of wooden dentures.